
Chris Scialfa does his best Axl Rose imitation
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Percussionist Jen drops her shaker due to the
excessive stage volume |

Vanessa sings her heart out and fails to notice
Steve's new page-boy haircut (notice Alan laughing)
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Guess what Alan had for dinner?
(Joel was not smiling two minutes later) |

Vanessa admiring Alan's manly pose, while Steve
contemplates his next note
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Alan hoping for a Gibson endorsement deal |

Two minutes later, the odor finally hits Joel
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Zach and Vanessa belting it out on "Gimme Shelter" |

Printz rock out on Billy Joel's "Go To Extremes"
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Chris leads Printz on Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" |

"Hey baby, nice shoes...really"
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Alan smiles after the gas has dissipated
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Chris Scialfa ordering everyone to look at him
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Zach and Vanessa caught in a moment of passion |

Zach singing a love song to Vanessa
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Vanessa screams "Get me the hell out of here" in silence |

Alan, pay attention to your guitar instead of Jen
|
Alan now aggravated with Chris |

"Is there any question that I'm great?"
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David Yahnke testifying as to the length of his drum stick |

Chris asks if someone has a mirror to make sure he still looks hot
|
Joel has no clue as to what is being asked of him |

Chris Scialfa having an orgasm on stage
singing the band's opening tune "Welcome to the Jungle"
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Joel Menchey does his Billy Joel imitation
on the band's 2nd tune "Go To Extremes" |
Steve and Jen show Zach how to keep time |

Chris Scialfa trying to move his keyboard to center stage
(where he believes he belongs all the time)
|

Steve and Zach deep in thought
|
Jen shows NAMM President Joe Lamond
how to play in 4/4 on "Gimme Shelter" |

Butterfly Stitch vocalist and American Idol runner-up
Vanessa Oliveri lends her vocals on "Gimme Shelter"
|
Steve and Zach finally wake up |

Jen finds the 1...
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...and misplaces it again. |
Steve quits Printz and joins Butterfly Stitch |
"Don't ever bust my balls again about learning these tunes...mofo" |

Steve now confused about his manhood
|
Steve posing his ass for the girls |

"Damn...I wish I was bald"
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"Phil, I'm just trying to verify what they say about you guys" |
Steve pretending he's straight |
"Phil, can I have a kiss when you're done?" |